Q: What is the truest definition of globalization?
A: Princess Diana’s death.
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An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French
tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky (check the bottle before you change
the spelling), followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese
motorcycles; treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.
You’re probably reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese
chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry drivers, hijacked by
Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen and trucked to you by
Mexicans. That, my friends, is globalization.
